I've spent a decent portion of my week building this guy with Roy Neary-style obsessiveness. And for those of you who aren't Losties, no, he's not an enormous pile of excrement. Whatever you want to call him (Locke monster, Locke-ness Monster, Smocke, Flocke), my version is an enormous chocolate Rice Krispie treat covered in black icing. The visible white marshmallows are supposed to be the light flashes he has when "scanning." Yup, I'm a dork. We'll see if Jack succeeds in destroying him on Sunday. We'll definitely be destroying this one.