It is okay to be a tiny bit psycho. I'm a nice mix of Madea and Medea.
I admire those girls who sprint across the main floor of Penn Station in their skyscraper heels. It's like a charming tampon commercial about modern women making it in the big city. What's not to like?
No one, under any circumstances, is allowed to say "brain fart."
However, I encourage strongly for people to say "Catch you on the flippy-flip!" instead of "goodbye".
Can teenagers start saying, "Shit just got to be an O.Henry level of ironical up in here, you guys."
The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is acid in face. Who will love them now?
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